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PCH 2012: Episode 4 – “Cybil Shepard’s Granny Panties”

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Yes, Mike owns them… find out how he got his hands on them… Also, we take on the whole state of Mississippi… or at least the ones who seem to have no clue. We talk about our ideas for coffee table books. Mark rants about the death of the Middle Class and we read and epic and longass email about music from Terrence.

All this and much, much more… 1 hour 45 minutes of entertainment for just 99 cents!

Plus a new song!

PCH 2012: Episode 4 – "Cybil Shepard's Granny Panties"
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PCH 2012 – Episode 2 – Mike Plays With Dolls


Yes, Mike discusses how much he loves his dolls and how his bro-crush on Steve Jobs remains unfulfilled in the wake of having his order cancelled for the Apple founder’s doll. Don’t fret Hellwayers and Hellwayettes, Mike has plenty of other dolls that I believe he does unspeakable things to when nobody is watching… and leaves the evidence for the maid to clean up. Later, things turn to the “nerdiverse” and the ironic way that nerd-ism has become it’s own version of high school.

Plus, Mark goes off on a rant about the Oscars and Hollywood and once again we debut a brand new song entitlted “Meth Teeth Ain’t Pretty” from our forthcoming EP, “Cruelhouse Rock”.

And a special blast from the PCH past… over 90 minutes of insanity for your tender ears!

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or just download the entire episode for only 99 cents! 

PCH 2012: Episode 2 – "Mike Plays With Dolls"
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PCH 2012: Episode 1 – “Women” (free preview)

The brand new season of PCH is here! Today, Mark and Mike talk about their favorite topic: WOMEN… the fairer sex gets placed under the PCH microscope as the boys talk about what they like, don’t like and there’s even talk of a “telethon” for some of you dames out there.

But first we launch the show with the global debut of a BRAND NEW SONG from our forthcoming album, “Cruelhouse Rock.” Oh, and remember that news story about Vivid Video offering a million dollar deal to that British woman born with two vaginas? Well, Mark goes off on a rant about that… and trust me, you won’t want to miss it.

We are back with our funniest (and possibly most offensive) show EVER in the over 500+ episode history of this ridiculous thing… and at about 90 minutes, it’s well worth your 99 cents, you cheap bastards! If you don’t believe me, check out this free preview of episode 1

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PCH: 2011 Holiday Cracktackular

Hey, one last free episode of PCH because I really appreciate the fanbase out there. Bask in the holiday glory of perennial PCH faves “The Interview with Jesus”, “My Most Favorite Christmas Ever”, “Santa’s Gay” and “I’m Gonna Punch You in the Mouth for Christmas” and of course, “Just Stockings On” by the awesome MUNK.

Mike and I will be returning for another season of PCH in 2012… Stay tuned for details coming soon!

Oh, and PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On..  makes a great holiday gift! Plus, it’s only 99 cents, you cheap bastards!

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If You Want PCH Back For Another Season…

…you will do as we say…

We had an amazing time recording this past season’s episodes. I think they’re by far the funniest episodes of PCH ever. I know a number of you have requested we come back for another season. We’d like to, but we need something from you first…a reasonable response to a request.

PCH is free and will always be free to listen to. I think it’s some of the best free comedy content out there. We’d like to continue to provide this free comedy podcast to you, but we need to know you care.

Just as we laid out in the PCH season finale, all we ask is that you buy a copy of PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On… the PCH rants book. Sure, you may have heard some or all of the rants from this season including the ones about Child Beauty Pageants, Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Competitive Eating, Dog Sweaters and more…PISSED OFF contains all of the EXTENDED versions of those rants plus a couple of exclusive ones that are only in the book.

PISSED OFF is only 99 cents and is available for KINDLE or NOOK  or iBOOKS. Don’t have an ebook reader like a Kindle or Nook? No worries. You don’t actually need a Kindle or Nook to read my ebooks! Plus, you can always send a copy as a gift.

All we’re looking for is a reasonable response from the audience to know that providing all of this kickass free entertainment is worth the serious amount of time and resources that go into it. Enough people buy the book and we come back. If not, then, well… so long and thanks for all the fish.

We’ve done our part. Now it’s up to you, the audience.  if you want PCH back for another season, first you’re going to have to get PISSED OFF.

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PCH: Mascots, Penn State and Kirk Cameron (SEASON FINALE)

Why the hell are so many people so upset over American Indian mascots when the Indians aren’t. Huh, South Dakota? Plus, we definitely do not give Penn State a passing grade and Mark goes double-barrel on Kirk Cameron for being a dick. This is the SEASON FINALE of PCH… maybe the last episode, ever…

DO YOU WANT PCH TO COME BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON?
Tell us you want us to continue all this FREE entertainment. Buy a copy of Mark’s new book, Pacific Coast Hellway Presents: PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On…Just 99 cents! What the hell are you waiting for?

PISSED OFF contains extended versions of all the rants done this season on the show, plus 2 more exclusive rants you haven’t heard before…

KINDLE  NOOK

(Coming Soon for iBooks)

Seriously, if enough copies are sold, we’ll definitely come back for another season in early 2012… You want the show back, it’s up to you… Pick up a copy for yourself and one for a friend.

Don’t have a Kindle or a Nook? No worries. Get a FREE Kindle reading app for your Web Browser, PC, Mac, iPhone, iPad, BlackBerry, or Android Phone – CLICK HERE

Or get FREE Nook reading apps here

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PCH  or SUBSCRIBE TO PCH IN iTUNES 

Listen to Mike Yusi’s kickass music podcast: UC Radio… 

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff’s blog at Wordsushi.com

MUSIC ON TODAY’S SHOW: “Maybe, I’m Amazed” by BLAKE MORGAN

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Time to Get Pissed Off…

PRAISE FOR MARK YOSHIMOTO NEMCOFF and PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY
“Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart…— PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

That’s right everybody, my new book PISSED OFF: IS BETTER THAN BEING PISSED ON is out now for  KINDLENOOK (and coming soon for iBOOKS)

 

PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY PRESENTS:
“PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On,”
 a comedic tour-de-force by best-selling and award-winning author and humorist Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff as he uses his acid wit to shred the topics that cause his blood to boil, including:

- CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANTS:
“You can always tell the pedophiles in the audience. Those are the guys whose faces light up like a fat kid watching a stuffed crust pizza commercial.”

- COMPETITIVE EATING:
“Three and three-quarter pounds of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Holy sh*t, dude. That’s the most balls in one guy’s mouth since the the last time the Village People played Elton John’s birthday party on Fire Island.”

- REALITY SHOWS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S JUNK:
“You don’t NEED a mint condition Darth Vader figure in the package to survive unless you’re a pretty girl who gets cornered at Comic-Con and need something to toss as a distraction so you can escape without being eye-raped by every nerd in a Starfleet costume.”

- THINKING THE DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH 10,000 YEARS AGO:
“It’s fairly obvious that if you don’t believe that the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago, you’re stranded on the short bus in the middle of moron bridge over the raging rapids of dumbf*ck river.”

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PCH: The Sitcom

The last PCH episode of the season will be delayed by a week so that we can bring you this special presentation of the PCH sitcom. Tune in next week for the season finale of PCH… possibly the last episode of PCH ever.

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PCH  or SUBSCRIBE TO PCH IN iTUNES 

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff’s blog at Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusi’s kickass music podcast: UC Radio… 

TRANSISTOR RODEO is out in Paperback! For a limited time, order a signed copy of TRANSISTOR RODEO and get a signed copy of NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET for FREE!

Transistor Rodeo

  

 

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PCH: Lowering the Bar for Sainthood…


Wow. Here we are at episode 9 already. One more episode left in this season! So we ask the question: Are we indeed lowering the bar for sainthood? Is it just becoming some kind of popularity contest? Maybe it should be a reality show? Either way, Mike and I sink our teeth into this weighty topic.

And yes, we recorded this show like a month ago…

Oh, and one of PCH’s most offensive bits ever!

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PCH  or SUBSCRIBE TO PCH IN iTUNES 

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff’s blog at Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusi’s kickass music podcast: UC Radio… 

TRANSISTOR RODEO is out in Paperback! For a limited time, order a signed copy of TRANSISTOR RODEO and get a signed copy of NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET for FREE!

Transistor Rodeo

  

MUSIC IN THIS SHOW: “Awfully Nice” by the Electrolites

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