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No one ever believes their dream vacation can instantly turn into a tragic nightmare…until it’s too late.
Some tourists vanish without a trace. Over 170 people have disappeared from cruise ships around the world since 1995, several under very suspicious circumstances. Others have their lives senselessly stolen, like the 8-year old boy sucked into an unprotected pool drain at a major resort, leaving his mother crying out his name as security staff held her at gunpoint. Or 22-year old Nolan Webster, denied proper medical care after being pulled unconscious from a Cancun resort pool, only to have his dead body left in plain view for hours and his parents billed for his room.
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WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A HOLLYWOOD ASSISTANT?
Welcome to the best worst job in the world…
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS… Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I’m talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you’re sleeping with and what medications you’re taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood… and occasionally they talk. Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where’s My F*cking Latte is a no-holds barred insider’s look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown’s closed doors.
The Killing of Osama Bin Laden” is a concise and detail-rich telling of the historic manhunt for the world’s number one most-wanted terrorist.The courier was the key. A mid-level al-Qaeda operative who played a small part in the planning of the 9/11 attacks and was with Bin Laden when he escaped the battle of Tora Bora. Find out who the courier was, and how with one phone call, he eventually led the CIA to Bin Laden’s fortress-like mansion in the affluent suburbs of Abbottabad, Pakistan. Years after the trail had gone cold, Osama Bin Laden, was once again within our sights. Finally the largest manhunt in U.S. counterterrorism history was headed to its singular and bloody conclusion if only the President and his team could figure out how to get him before he vanished once again.
“Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart…” — PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY PRESENTS:
“PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On,”a comedic tour-de-force by best-selling and award-winning author and humorist Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff as he uses his acid wit to shred the topics that cause his blood to boil, including:
– CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANTS:
“You can always tell the pedophiles in the audience. Those are the guys whose faces light up like a fat kid watching a stuffed crust pizza commercial.”
– COMPETITIVE EATING:
“Three and three-quarter pounds of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Holy sh*t, dude. That’s the most balls in one guy’s mouth since the the last time the Village People played Elton John’s birthday party on Fire Island.”
“Life is tough and this book reminds you of that, but it also reminds you that YOU are tougher than anything life can throw at you. Mark has taken years of experience and boiled it down to an inspiring, humorous and dead on serious look at what you need to do to be successful in life. It isn’t as difficult as you might believe.”
– C.C. Chapman, Bestselling author of “Content Rules”
“…Your motivation has helped me carve out a fresh start for myself in a new job with a 50% pay raise.” – TOM C.
“I was able to pull my grades up in time to open up all these doors and provide myself with a bright future…. I wouldn’t have been able to get where I am without the encouragement you preach…” – ADAM D.
GO FORTH AND KICK SOME ASS is for anyone who has ever suffered from the crippling self doubt that comes from feeling like your life is stuck in a rut. Ordained minister, Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff, a.k.a. “The Rev. MYN” will take you though some simple steps how to power yourself out of that rut and get back on track.
A demon hunter becomes the hunted when an unstoppable assassin from Hell comes to Earth on a mission to kill…
Earth is Heaven for Demons…
According to the prophet Ranajee, demons live among us in human form. They exploit man’s vulnerability to place everyday people in a condition of suffering that exists right here on Earth. As more demons enter our world, this condition will never end until all of humankind is enslaved.
Ranajee, however is the pen name of a mysterious and seemingly ageless leader of a cult of demon hunters known as the Church of Infinity. It is their chosen task to eradicate, with extreme prejudice, those who endeavor each day to hasten the end of mankind.
And when Ranajee gets his hands on a powerful artifact that could allow him to breach the borders of Hell, an unstoppable demon assassin is sent to wipe out all the members of the Church of Infinity once and for all.
Now one last surviving demon hunter must escape from prison and go on the run. With the help of a conspiracy-theorist punker named Rachel, he goes on a search to track down this artifact in order to trade it for his life and save the human world from certain doom.
An unstoppable assassin from Hell is on a mission to kill Earth’s last living demon hunter before he can find the one artifact capable of opening a door between worlds.
ABOUT INFINITY RISING:
The Church of Infinity is a cult of demon hunters led by the prophet Ranajee who teaches that “Earth is Heaven for Demons,” and that mankind’s end will soon come at the hands of those denizens of Hell who walk among us in human form. His plan, to find an artifact, a rare remnant of the demon’s original world buried deep in the Earth’s soil, capable of opening a door between dimensions and allowing the Church of Infinity’s mercenary army to invade the demonic realm.
Hell has its own plans to stop Ranajee and has sent a highly-trained assassin known as Vengeance to eradicate the Church of Infinity with extreme prejudice. With every other Infinity follower murdered, Ian Augustine, the lone remaining demon hunter has become the hunted. Now he, along with a tough punk princess and Infinity disciple named Rachel, must try to stay one step ahead of Vengeance and survive long enough to get their hands on the artifact so they can trade it for their lives.
Bigger than the Super Bowl and World Cup combined! TRANSISTOR RODEO, the world’s first all-robot rodeo travels to Hollywood, making its grand debut in a televised spectacle seen around the globe. But when a city-wide power failure causes a massive blackout in L.A, dozens of robot cowboys and android animals–including a life-size mechanical T-Rex–escape into the night!
Now it’s up to Cal Carpenter, a washed-up former rodeo star and his young son, Dean to round up all the runaway robots before something very terrible happens. But when Cal and Dean get separated in the middle of a blacked-out city far from home and the robots’ behavior takes a sinister turn, one dad has very little time to save both his boy and the entire city of Los Angeles.
Author’s Note: Transistor Rodeo is a heartfelt adventure about a dad trying to do what’s best for his son while redeeming the mess he’s made of his life. At its core, it’s a book about what it takes to “be a man.” If you love pulse-pounding action, if you love robots and especially if you love the idea of a robot T-Rex wrecking the city of L.A. you’re going to absolutely love this book. This is a book that I think every dad and son should read together.
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A killer wakes up on the day of his hanging to find his jail cell door open and everyone in town has been slaughtered. After fleeing in search of the meanings inside his constant nightmares, he discovers he has lived many lifetimes and though all of them he has been pursued by evil spirits, including that of his brother who allow The Stranger to realize what lays behind destiny’s door may indeed be a darkness beyond his control.
Can a man who discovers he is the embodiment of Death, alter his destiny?A phone rings in a darkened room. Dazed, Galen Altos wakes to a caller’s urgent plea, “Get out of there now!” In the dim early morning light stealing through the drapes, Galen notices his blood-covered hands and realizes there is a woman in the bed next to him, naked and still–and very dead. Sirens wailing, the police arrive, but Galen’s blank memory has no recollection what has happened, how he got there or even who he is.Forced to escape from the cops, Galen is rescued by a man and woman who claim to be his long-lost brother and sister. Through a well-worn and old book entitled “Badlands”, the pair reveal to Galen his true identity and his murderous past. For Galen, this is his final chance to salvage what little humanity is left inside him after countless lifetimes of bloodshed, but can he actually change all of their destinies from forever repeating their endless cycles of violence or will the dark forces that desire to keep Galen on his path, including the mysterious Briar Ghent, stand in his way of breaking the family curse once and for all?
You hate your horrible boss. You’re not alone. And for good reason. Your boss is a complete jerk and everybody knows it.From the devious minds of bestselling and award-winning author MARK YOSHIMOTO NEMCOFF, (“The Killing of Osama Bin Laden”, “Where’s My F*cking Latte?”, “Number One with a Bullet”) and talented U.K. writer COLIN F. BARNES, comes KILLING MY BOSS. Featuring six delicious tales of revenge taken on some of the worst bosses you could imagine, “Killing My Boss” is a thrilling symphony of murder and mayhem that will keep you turning pages until each jaw-dropping conclusion.
WARNING: EXTREME GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL CONTENT.
DIARY OF A MADMAN is a suspense-filled, splatterpunk symphony of hardcore violence and sex wrapped in a tight-as-nails noir narrative about loss of self. Told in a casual first person style, DIARY OF A MADMAN details one man’s fixation with infamous serial killers such as John Wayne Gacy, Harv “The Hammer” Carignan, The Genessee River Killer and Andrew Cunanan and his obsession with catching the serial murderer known as the “Interstate Slasher”. During the day, he hides behind his bland persona as a salesman but outside of the office politics he is very serious about his “hobby”. However, as he kills more victims his world begins to unravel around him and what he finds on his murder and sex-fueled journey will shock you right to the very last page.
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Scott Lorlon is in a wicked funk. He can’t eat, can’t sleep, won’t go to his classes and has made the awful mistake of cutting his own hair. His fall through the fragile floor of despair comes after his longtime girlfriend has kicked him to the curb without so much as a warning. This darkly comic thriller takes root as Scott’s roommate, Hale, and two other buddies try to cheer him up. But for them, it’s a loaded bong where all of their real trouble begins. Busted by a vicious resident assistant, heated words get exchanged and when the R.A. attacks them, Scott unintentionally kills him. The boys panic and hatch a crazy scheme to get rid of the body, a plan ending with a deadly fireball that only succeeds in getting them deeper over their heads in crisis.
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When the world’s top ten hitmen compete in a last man standing, winner-take-all contest for one hundred million dollars, the only rule is to stay alive. And for retired assassin Johnny Dane, getting out of the business doesn’t mean getting out of the game. Welcome to the world of high-priced contract killers and the sport they’ve been thrust into. However, to the dismay of the wealthy men and women betting on him to win, Dane has been notoriously absent from the contest. Having left the life, he’s disappeared to an oceanfront hideaway and has vowed never to return. But when the game finds him and threatens the only woman he’s ever loved, this killer quickly realizes the only way out is to get back in.
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“Please don’t let me die here…”
Windblown raindrops, cold and stinging like tiny needles, drove into Alex’s eyes. His heart hammered in his throat, stealing breath with every muted beat of thunder. From here he could see the body slumped in the road, her open mouth gently filling with rain…
The year is 1986. Ex-KGB agent Figen Dimyarian has come to Boston with British spies on his tail, a hundred million in stolen Russian funds, and enough insider information to turn a fortune on the stock market. He’s become enamored with the American lifestyle and with Hannah, a sexy bombshell with a secret of her own. Across town, burnt out 28 year-old lawyer Alex Chase is pushing paper for his firm’s largest client, EoGen Pharmaceuticals. Alex has discovered something is very wrong with Marpax, EoGen’s next big drug, and the people who stand to profit from it want very much to keep it a secret. But who can he trust? Everyone at the firm seems out to get him, including Hope, a power hungry associate who also happens to be Alex’s former bedmate. When Alex learns that someone is killing off subjects in Marpax’s FDA testing, and those people intend to murder Hope as well, he puts his life on the line for her. Alone and against all odds, he turns to the only one who can help, Figen, the same “imaginary friend” now on the run for his very own existence.
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